Next time, include "wannabe competitive players" and "screamers". Those deserve their own categories, IMO.

 

those were all campers

 

That music in the 2nd part was HILARIOUS!!!! I could not stop laughing. Some kind of 60's or 70's gameshow jig. I bet that was a "fox trot". If I'm right, just kill me now, please.

My favorite videos are the ones with children screaming in rage and fury.

 

seriously...give me the link to that music you used.

 

Hold on, you are only identifying three:

The troll is not a COD player (dont even give them a status)

The fourth: Is the counter player, the one dude who play aggressively and defensively. I play in this fashion, I recognize when "rushing is losing" and when offense is necessary.

 

you forgot
the splitscreener
the away from controller
the if you don't use the weapon I use you're a noob
the I don't care about the objective
the I will go right in front of you so you can't use your sniper
the I will block you so we both die

 

That would be me, except that I've never actually claimed to be "good" at CoD

 

The "you're kicking my ass so you must be camping" player hasn't been mentioned yet.

 

You also forgot the "I dive to prone every time I see an enemy, and run and jump around the map like a monkey on crack" type player.

 

Don't forget "Mr. Ownage", he spends the whole game raping the other team with constant vsats/emps and they are just too dumb to realize it (he lures in noobs with false hope by running nonlethal kill streaks because he does not want his prey to rage quit after a dog +swarm combo)

Love to play with him but get the hell out of dodge if he is on the other squad

 

I don't understand why people use EMP grenades. Sure they're good for taking out a sentry gun, but that's about it.