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POLL: How would YOU fare in a zombie apocalypse?

Discussion in 'Episode 908 - Evolution' started by Seventh_son, Dec 3, 2018.

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Are YOU a survivor?

  1. A: Yeah, baby, where's my bat? Let's get this party started!

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%
  2. B: Maybe, but I'm not buying any green bananas.

    6 vote(s)
    42.9%
  3. C: I'm as dead as Ed.

    5 vote(s)
    35.7%
  1. Jen7

    Jen7 Well-Known Member

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    lmao @Jama started the entire outbreak on his pogo stick.
     
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  2. Tigger

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    I've got a giant gerbil ball to walk around in.
     
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  3. PepperAnn

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    That's a GREAT idea! And fun! :p
     
  4. Tigger

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    Stairs have been a challenge, hard lessons were learned.
     
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  5. Neuropyramidal

    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    Two things would make the world an infinitely better place:

    If pets had lifespans equivalent to humans, and if everyone traveled short distances by Pogo stick.
     
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  6. Neuropyramidal

    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    And Jen and I were planning our ZA HamsterBall tree house as far back as 2013 :p
     
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  7. Jen7

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    Complete with an escape chute for the hamster ball to roll out of!
     
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  8. Neuropyramidal

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    And walker embarrassment robots that pulled the walkers pants down and laughed.
     
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  9. Neuropyramidal

    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    We knew how to survive practically and efficiently.

    The Hamster Balls doubled as a potato salad mixer.
     
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  10. Jen7

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    You mustn't forget about the exploding hot dog traps!
     
  11. Neuropyramidal

    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    You're absolutely correct, I mustn't! Nor the Quick Escape Trampoline.
     
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  12. Neuropyramidal

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    The QET.
     
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    That's all fun 'n games until the walker horde wedges you up against the side of a building.
     
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  14. Jama

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    You said "gayly" and manhole in the same sentence. lololololololololololololololol
     
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  15. Neuropyramidal

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    I said this once before, but the answer really hinges on the type of zombies we are talking about. Shaun Of The Dead zombies? Piece of cake. One could raise a family in that shit, and still have time to volunteer at Toys for Tots.

    Walking Dead zombies? I'd definitely give it a try. Round up my loved ones, find a fortified place where we could cooperate with others on keeping the area clear and hunting for food and supplies. We might die getting there, but its a world that certainly allows the possibility.

    28 Days Later or World War Z zombies? If I woke up one morning and saw those little stinkers running around my lawn i'd lock myself in the closet sucking my thumb and pretending the rhythmic ticking of my cuckoo clock was my mother's heartbeat.
     
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  16. Tigger

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    If it were the Rage Virus or WWZ my luck would have me at the Olympic Track Finals during the outbreak. My short run would have little pop ups in front of me reading "CARDIO" BING!
     
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  17. ctx1769

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    I would love eating people :p
     
  18. Daryl Rocks

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    If I am with my husband I would be ok for at least a while. He hunts. We both shoot. We have that going for us. He could survive for sure.
     
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  19. Poor Mika

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    I reckon the biggest factor would be luck - not any "special skills" you have... just look at some of the redshirts still alive at Hilltop etc. - not to mention Eugene or Judith for example.
    Of course, I'd survive though - because I would:)
     
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  20. TGO

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    I’d just lock myself in a cupboard and never leave tbh
     
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