LMAO ... wow that question really pushed a button with you?

its an old question ancient philosophers asked one another .... and it was Tiresias, a prophet in Greek mythology, who answered it saying the woman gets nine times more pleasure than the man

had nothing to do with genitals, gender dysphoria disorder or anything like that lol

man some of the people on this forum lol, first about cheating on twd quizes and now being offended at the lack of political correctness of a pretty well known question alluding to ancient mythology lol

p.s. I hope you were being sarcastic

 

No, you did not offend me. I do have those feelings though. In reality it was a long set up for a bad joke.

Welcome to the forums and my absurdity.

 

ah ok good lol

 

Yup. High school was awkward.

[video=youtube;c87OK6oJydM]https://youtu.be/c87OK6oJydM[/video]

 

[video=youtube;jGQ-ISsDm8M]https://youtu.be/jGQ-ISsDm8M[/video]

 

Present and accounted for.

[video=youtube;Ug75diEyiA0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0[/video]

 

At Wendy's, apparently.

What would be your dream job?

 

[video=youtube;uGUXHIX0Pes]https://youtu.be/uGUXHIX0Pes[/video]

Marry, Frig, Kill?
Trump, Sanders, Clinton?

 

I know this is just a game, but since it's pretty much certain that one of those three will be president soon and I f*cking hate all three of them, I'll just throw this out there:
[video=youtube;QEQOvyGbBtY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY[/video]


Your house is on fire. You can grab one thing on your way out. What is it?

 

My cat, Shadow Marie.
If you could choose to go back in time just once, what would you do?

 

[video=youtube;x0rkntJgkQ4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0rkntJgkQ4[/video]

The most important question of all:

 

lol Blue

What did you have for breakfast today?

 

Sushi with crab meat, cucumbers, avocado, carrots.

Would a raccoon steal a bath mat? Seriously, I need to know.

Never mind. The answer is Yes. http://www.craveonline.com/site/184361-6-videos-of-raccoons-caught-stealing


So now I need to ask a different question.

What is your earliest memory?

 

This morning? Having to pee.

How come Aquaman can summon whales? Aren't whales mammals?


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The answer to the last question is yes: whales are mammals. (The first question you asked is beyond my understanding...)

What is the best way to rectify a bad decision?

 

That would largely depend upon what the bad decision was.

If you've suddenly found yourself in the crowd at a "running of the bulls" event, your best chance of success is to pull out your smartphone, go into your email, and delete all those coupons that Longhorn Stakehouse likes to send you. Then step 2: run. Take evasive action. Repeat step 2 as necessary.

If you've just jumped out a plane and forgotten your parachute, again your smartphone will come in handy. Text your friend who hasn't jumped yet to bring you a red bull like Keanu Reeves on Point Break. Drink the red bull. It will give you wings.

If you've discovered a man and two women on the run from a seemingly large group of assumably bad people who they only make odd hinting references to... And you somehow "decide" to give him your gun... FOR GOD SAKES, DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM!

And now for my question:

The zombie apocalypse begins now. Right where you are, right now, a zombie comes stumbling towards you. How do you defend yourself, and what is your plan? Where do you go and who/what will you take with you?

 

Considering I'm in my tiny room at about 5am I'd have to try and kill it with a semi-dull CSGO replica knife that's on my desk. If I survived that somehow, I'll gather any non-perishables, canned food, drink, medicine, and makeshift or possible weapons. Take my family to hit the stores, grab any other medicines, camping supplies, and get the hell out of dodge.

My question: What's your favorite meal? When I say meal I mean like a meal. Sides and the whole nine yards.

 

A rib eye steak cooked medium rare (blood and all), salt encrusted baked potato loaded with everything but the kitchen sink, and sauteed mushrooms...lots of sauteed mushrooms. Oh, might as well throw in a good mixed greens salad with red onion and tomatoes to make it seem healthy.

Why would anyone want to live in a tiny home of 125 square feet?

 

Perhaps if one were a cockroach, 125 square feet would be plenty—enough to raise a family of a thousand children.

Speaking of which, what temperature can cockroaches withstand if they are to inherit the earth after humans perish?


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Hmmmm...maybe this global warming thing will be what gets rid of the cockroach as they don't do well in temps above 120 degrees F.

What is the reason the caged bird sings?