Gifs.... the last bastion of a monotonously mild mind

 

If you don't enjoy joking around, GIFs, or having fun on the forum how about just leaving those who do alone instead of following me around and disliking/putting down everything I post? Guess what - it's the off season and this is what we do. If you don't want to join in, and you hate humor, then just ignore it. You clearly haven't liked me since you joined the forum, so why bother inserting yourself into threads and purposely stirring up drama and posting passive-aggressive little stories after a string of Neuro and my posts?

 

Plus, if it was Herbie, it could make a cheese stick run to the supermarket while you were fighting walkers.

 

p.s. There is such a thing as too much alliteration. It doesn't work here.

 

Pepper, would you like a seat in the back of our VW, where you will have full control of the kerosene heater?

 

Sure, but keep me entertained. I bore easily....and I have a kerosene heater.

 

Behind us, by rope, we tow all our pets around in this

 

I hope they all know the meaning of the word "stay".

 

Hmm, this could be a problem. Katie thinks 'stay' means 'run away as fast as you can to a totally different street, so Neuro has to get in his car and drive around looking for you for 25 minutes" and Ralph only knows the words "bacon wrapped scallop". ;/

How about this?

 

Our enclosure problem is solved, although my dog Barnum might mistake Ralph for a bacon wrapped scallop. Ok scratch might.

 

Oh, Ralph can take care of himself. He know's birdjitsu. And Katie knows shih tzu jitsu.

 

Are you going to huff and puff? Like you have been doing all over this forum Evildead, or Cordell, or Evil.....whoever the hell you call yourself these days?

Yes it absolutely does! It has gone to prove that your Post envy of Neuro has surpassed any and all peni$ envy EVER in the history of mankind. You must be proud. And for the record, seeing as you learned to use the bold button and all. Wouldn't your constant mention of the amount of Neuro's posts ALSO be considered repetitive and nonsense? Or do the rules not apply to you?

Im beginning to think your post envy of Neuro is moving a little south......but that's OK, you can join the bunch of us that are madly in love with him. There is no shame.

I deleted the rest of your story because it was boring.

You used a big word. You should have put a dictionary explanation in the spoiler window. There is now TWO of them sharing that $180 per hour and a hooker who can only afford to have ONE pink streak instead of dying her whole head.

 

I just bursted out laughing so hard at this one...

 

I did too. lmao

 

This would have been PERFECT for your infamous sig gifs! Why did they have to take them away :-l Whyyyyyy.

 

Ugh, I am gonna ask AGAIN. Start a new thread. Maybe since Bass is back on the regular...we can get them back, VIP or not...

 

It's even funnier that there's just a random other bird's head in the background chewing paper, but also kind of watching the main bird.

 

This will be Katie's costume for Halloween this year: