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Discussion in 'Episode 502 - Strangers' started by Arrow, Oct 19, 2014.

  1. Pogo the Possum

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    Bob to Gareth, " Man ...you heard of the Hokey Pokey ? Well, now you gonna get the Stookey Flu-key ! ".

    That's what it's all about !
     
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    Bob's toest.
     
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  3. Pogo the Possum

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    Bob, " Where's the GRITS ? Ya'll can't have soul food without the GRITS ! ".
     
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    Paula Deen, " Hey, try my new recipe: deep-fried Bob-on-a-stick ! ".
     
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    Bob, it's what's for dinner.

    Bob, the other white meat.
     
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    The Food Network is creating a spin-off of the series 'Beat Bobby Flay' called:

    "Eat Bobby Filet" lol
     
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    It took a while before Bob noticed his leg missing. I wonder how long it will take him to realize how Garrett made his meatball sandwich.
     
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    I lol

     
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    You cut the right leg off
    You cut the left leg off
    You put it in the pot
    And you stir it all about
    You do the Stookey Flu key
    Bobs smile turns into a pout
    That's what its all about.
     
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    Hey Bob, We're hungry... give us a hand?
     
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    Hershey greene
     
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    Stookey, Stookey, Stookey Stew. lol

    Let it hang out baby..
    [video=youtube;B3PRV5JsTJg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3PRV5JsTJg[/video]
     
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    What do you call bob tied to a stick?

    shish kabob
    [​IMG]
     
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    Bob should have put his right foot forward , then they could have had the other one for leftovers.

    Bob needs to give them reasons today why they should let him live; tomorrow he wont have a leg to stand on.
     
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    At least it'll be easier to pull his weight around?
     
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    Hey I asked you to cut me off a couple of inches of meat but you gave me a whole foot.

    Hey I said I wanted a bit of onions on my meat, not bunions on my meat.
     
  19. Dreet

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    Hilarious

    :/
     
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