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Cuckold and the Everyday Housewife

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PepperAnn, Jan 17, 2017.

  1. PepperAnn

    PepperAnn Well-Known Member

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    So, I am on this dating app. Right there is where you should just roll your eyes and think, this goan be good. lol

    Anyway, I had the STRANGEST conversation with a white dude (that's important) on it back on Sunday night, and it's been a topic of conversation for me ever since.

    So I ask you.... do you know what "cuckold" means? I have heard it in terms of the whole "cuck" political thing, but I didn't know it actually came from....what it came from.

    So if you DON'T know what this means, you are either old, or the Pollyanna type. I am a mixture of both I guess. Sigh.
    So the conversation went like this:

    Him: Hi There

    Me: Hi

    Him: Do you like cuckold?

    Me: I googled it, not sure what it means.

    Him: Do you like black guys?

    Me: You don't look black.

    Him: Cuckold, you can play with other guys while I have to watch and remain completely faithful to you ALWAYS. It's a relationship lifestyle.

    Him: Hopefully you like black guys.

    (I'm speechless and confused at this point)

    Him: What do you think?

    Me: Why do you have a white dude as your profile pic? That's a little misleading.

    Him: I am white. That's me.

    (stupid ass me still doesn't get it lol)

    Me: Why did you ask if I like black guys?

    Him: Cause I want to be cuckold with a woman who wants to have sex with black guys in front of me.



    I ran.
     
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    Racist
     
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    LOL. Sounds like a jackpot to me!

    Also you have no idea how hard i laughed at the end of your post with "I ran" and your sig gif immediately following, illustrating you running off.
     
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    PepperAnn Well-Known Member

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    I totally thought about that too. LMAO
     
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    Also, I had no idea what cuckold meant either. At least not in those terms!

    Whenever i hear stories of online dating i am simultaneously terrified to ever be single again, and also i sort of want to be just for the entertainment value lol.
     
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    I agree with you wanting to be single and me entertaining you woot! :p
     
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    PepperAnn Well-Known Member

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    I have met some really cool people on it. But these gems.....they are a gift from the heavens. Lol
     
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    You should post all of your stories here and keep us boring attached people entertained :p
     
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    That's not a bad idea. lol
     
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    I laughed at that too, in fact it took me a minute to realize it was her sig haha.

    @PepperAnn - oh my God that is hilarious. I can't deal with those dating apps for that reason, I just can't be serious with those guys like that LOL. I end up with sarcastic nonsensical answers. My sister's friend had one message her asking if she liked if he did things with Swiss cheese...I kid you not!!

    One site I was on but am no longer, the one guy who sent me a message had this long diatribe in his profile about being "shot in the butt" and "attacked by a bear" and this other weird shit.
     
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    So is Tinder the dating app for people who just want some ass? I was at a work Christmas party about a month ago and my coworker had his Tinder open just flipping through woman after woman. He was barely even pausing, just flipping by like "nope, nope, nope, oh she's cute, nope, nope, nope". I was like wow you're not even reading anything. At one point he let me flip through it and choose some women for him - it was kinda fun, i'll admit...but another one of those things that scare me about being single lol.
     
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    PepperAnn Well-Known Member

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    LOL!!!

    I am actually really giving this a shot because I am a homebody so I'll never met anyone new otherwise. Lol

    And I usually pick the ones with the really sarcastic funny profiles because those are the ones with spunk and personality which is exactly what I like.

    The guys with boring profiles or not a lick of humor.....it's like pulling teeth to get a conversation going. It's like why did you message me in the first place if you are going to keep giving me one word answers.

    This one dude just kept asking me how my meals were.

    How was lunch?
    How was dinner?
    How was breakfast?

    I am looking for a partner in crime, not a food rater. Ugh...
     
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    Yeah it's more of a hook up app. I was on it for a while but it's more of a joke than any of them.

    Guys message and literally want to meet that night without saying ANYTHING in the "get to know you" realm. It's an invitation for murder. lol
     
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    Why does every single female profile say "looking for a partner in crime"?
     
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    cue music......
     
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    Omg. Someone who is actually single. Why have we not started an online romance yet? I have never had sex with Swiss cheese
     
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    PepperAnn Well-Known Member

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    Say something useful. :p
    And mine doesn't say that. I was just saying.
     
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    I thought about that song as my alien self "ran" off the stage.

    :p
     
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    I would have been disappointed if you had NOT thought of the same song that I thought of. The world would have surely been tipped on its axis
     
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