No. Darryl did not bathe. He is afraid if he does, Carol will tie him to a tree and make him into a Pookie Popsicle.

 

Daryl bathes on his own sweat.

 

T-Dog gave him a sensual sponge bath

 

All i want is a scene where Daryl is held down, stripped naked while Eugene soaps him up and Carol punishes him by waering him down with a high-pressure hose.

 

If he bathes he might attract a girl and get cooties

 

And then Eugene seduces him, makes him let his guard down, kills him and steals the crossbow (the source of Daryl's fangirl power).

 

This needs to happen.

I hope Gimple reads this site and takes notes.

 

Yes, please!

 

I would think that the first thing Daryl could teach Aaron is to not wash. If you are trying not to attract the dead, and their keen sense of smell. I think honking to high heaven is a safety feature.

 

Seems like you're upset that you didn't get a front row seat.

 

Or Daryl was too afraid to shower since he thought Eugene might be spying on him