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Enough with the sex TWD

Discussion in 'Episode 313 - Arrow on the Doorpost' started by GreekSalads, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. HondaS2kXD

    HondaS2kXD Well-Known Member

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    You are my hero, thread Necromancer. One day, I want you to be the father of my child.
     
  2. MaggieBadass

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    what? jajaja
     
  3. DietWater

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    His words are foul. Sonequa Martin-Green's acting forced him to do it.
     
  4. GuitarlCarl

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    It is only in America that you see so much violence on TV, but sex is forbidden... strange that we can enjoy watching a rotting person eat people alive and get their heads smashed wide open, but when we see two folks sharing an intimate moment IN THE NUDE! OMG! Turn it off, go back to the killing, my eyes are burning!
     
  5. DietWater

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    The thing that's most funny is that the scenes are always so mild.
     
  6. TGO

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    Murder - Okay
    Explosions -Oay
    Walking Corpses -Okay
    Extreme Gore - Okay
    Children dying -Okay
    Blood and Guts onscreen every 5 minutes -Okay
    Skulls being bashed in - Okay
    A Gay couple - Not Okay
    Nudity -Not Okay
    Extremely tame Sex scenes -Not okay
     
  7. Jen7

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    They don't even thrust.
     
  8. ltomlinson31

    ltomlinson31 Well-Known Member

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    I misread this topic title as "Eugene with the sex" and got really excited.
     
  9. TGO

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    I know, it's ridiculous. What we're actually watching is two actors rubbing against each other without their shirts on. It's ridiculous how people think this is inappropriate.
     
  10. TGO

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    .. and that is how we decided what to call the Alanna, Laurie Eugene spinofff.
     
  11. ltomlinson31

    ltomlinson31 Well-Known Member

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    "Eugene With the Sex" is certainly going to have more than a few people just rubbing without shirts on ;). It is not for the weak who cannot stand inhumane, unnatural things such as sex and people without clothes on.
     
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  12. TGO

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    We still need to think of a tagline, write a theme song and come up with a script for episode one. Any ideas? I think we've already gt out opening scene down.
     
  13. BatmansHooker

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    I feel like the opening credits should just be various slow mo shots of a naked Eugene from all different angles, with Alanna and Laurie worshipping him. The theme song would be the three of them moaning to the melody of Let's Get it On.
     
  14. ltomlinson31

    ltomlinson31 Well-Known Member

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    "Eugene is Cumming" would be a good premiere episode title.
     
  15. TGO

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    "The Wet Walkers" is also quite good,.
     
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    What do you think?, I bet Eugene's Virgin... and soon will lose her virginity with Tara, although she is lesbian
     
  17. ltomlinson31

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    You think the Professor Sex Lord and God of Sex is a virgin? Nonsense. He has had sex with nealry everyone he has met. Abraham, Rosita, Glenn, Maggie, Bob, Sasha, Mary, Albert, Gareth, Alex, Rick, Michonne, Daryl, and that's from season 4 alone. Tara is a lesbian but with his mullet, seductive powers and raw sex appeal, Tara can't resist.
     
  18. LadyGrimes

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    So, he's basically the village bicycle? Everyone's had a ride!

    cue the Queen song. I want to ride my bicycle! Bicycle!
     
  19. TGO

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    You dare to insult Professor Sex Lord with your nonsense?!

    ....

    O' great Mcleod, we offer you this false worshipper! Take him and cast your light upon us!
    Shame, Shame, Shame on him!
    We beg your forgiveness O' great one! Smite this Judas in our midst!
    Shame on him, Shame on the sinner!
    We fall to our knees in honor of your glory, aid us and cleanse this man of his sins!
    May Mcleod protect us!
     
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    Instead of Lets Get it On, how about Careless Whisper, just the camera slowly zooming in on his face, followed by a wink and a "How you doin?"
     

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