Gracie has the hair of a 1970's peri-retirement certified public accountant.

 

I kind of want Zeke to be mad at me now.

 

He wrote "dad" on the envelope, but I hope he wrote one to Enid too

 

Norman: Dammit, Gimple! Last season you locked me in a closet, bare ass naked and listening to a loop of "Easy Street", but now you've got me wading through the swamps! F*** you!!

 

Here we see Maggie writing her speech (you can't have TWD without a speech in every episode) where she admits to Team Family she had a miscarriage the night Negan killed Glenn, but she wants to make amends by adopting Gracie.

 

Carl: Dad, is the walkie-talkie you used to speak to Morgan in that house?
Rick: No, son.
Carl: Michonne, is your rainbow cat in that house?
Michonne:..No.
Carl: Dad, the picture of us and mom from the café back in King County, is it in that house?
Rick: (sobbing): No, Coral.
Carl: What about your red handled machete? Or that blender you used to hide that gun outside Alexandria?
Rick: No. There are no stuff and things in that house, Coral.
Carl: Okay. That's all the nods to past seasons I can think of. Now I can die in peace. Oh, wait! Dad!
Rick: Yes, Coral?
Carl: Please don't kill Negan. He's cool and he made me spaghetti.

 

When Rick opens the letter, there will be a small envelope inside, with a note that just says "dad, give this to Enid".

 

We should ALL write letters to Rick, Michonne, Judith and Enid from Carl's perspective. What do you think he would have said in each.

OH OH OH OH.....i have an idea.....k here goes. @Neuropyramidal, @zombiemom62, @Jen7 & @PepperAnn - You four write what he WOULD or SHOULD have wrote to Rick.
@Sharpie61 @Lindigo @GregsGirl - You write the letter to Michonne
@tink, @Jag, @Rapscallion - you write his goodbye letter to Enid
and for my @Dnae, you get his goodbye note to the "Swampthing"....LMAO! Make it mushy, sweet and heart wrenching please. You all have your assignments......GO!

I am writing a note to Gimpledick to check this thread out after letters are posted so he can use one cuz god knows what he would come up with otherwise.

 

Dear Jesus,

I wish I got to know you better. I wish you were the real Jesus, because I've been bit and only a miracle can save me now.

When I die and go to Heaven, I'll see my mom and my friends again. You'd have liked Hershel, Maggie's dad, but I doubt he'd approve of your "choice of lifestyle".

Did you lose anyone you love when the world changed, Jesus? I don't think so, because I heard you cried like a little girl when Morgan tried to kill the Savior who killed his student Benjamin. Why did you recruit my dad and my group to be mercenaries for Hilltop if you don't want us to kill the bad guys? War means killing, even though neither group can shoot straight.

Stuff and Things (my dad loves saying that) are going to be tough for my dad, Jesus, so I hope you can be there for him. Try using those ninja moves of yours to sneak inside Sanctuary and kidnap Negan.

If you kidnap Negan, please don't let my dad or Maggie kill him. Its not that I agree with you that killing is wrong, its just that Negan is cool and he made me spaghetti.

Your friend,

Carl Grimes.

 

I guess Enid is now Jesus.