Where does the time go??? I'm thinking it just gets caught in the lint trap. Here we find ourselves, feeling each other up under the table and blaming it on the Roomba, on the precipice of episode 803!! 803!?!?! How did we get here? Where will this journey take us? Does the key to our longevity really reside with our lost socks, and tomwaddles' edible Hanes Her Ways?

UPDATE: The board has been updated to reflect current circumstances and realities and hostiles and calamities:

The Green Dot: = seen in Season Eight!!
The Blue Dot = last seen in Season Seven
The Red Dot = Stinky Probationary. Last Seen in S6 but actor has shown desire to rejoin cast.
the Death X = on screen death [or evidence there of], or not seen since S6

The results of this update are that Kent and #18 lost their Green Dots, #10 got a Death X and is removed from the game, and #6 got a Red Probation Dot.

So congrats, if your player has a Green Dot, then he/she/it has been spotted alive this season! [even Rick's dream sequence counts]. Only 6 of those left!!

Anyone new who wants to join the game, do it NOW!! Immediately!! I know you're out there, and you're seeing red! Make yourself known and pick your red shirt!! It is never too late unless you are inside a black hole.

We are all tied at 330 Points, aside from Kent who has 345 points and a GI tract that starts at his trailer park's dumpster and ends in Piggily Wiggily's public toilet.

Point reminder:

And ..the players..

 

I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of ole Jake.

 

You're gonna have to fight Bob Miller for that glory!

 

I spotted #14 being taken away in the back of the truck with a leg injury near the end. She made it! . Although I also saw a white arm band under the death sheet

 

Jason was a complicated soul. A cribbage aficionado who was also into skunk bodybuilding. A rare combination indeed, and a man who did not apologize for wearing plaid on plaid. He has held a small piece of real estate in the suburbia of my heart ever since he relieved Eugene on gate duty.

A small piece of info about this episode: W.F. Bell, who was the savior at the end of the chain gang that ran off [the larger bearded guy with a patch of gray in his beard] was given the name "F*cking Anchor" during filming, apparently because he held back the more forward parts of the chain.