Here we stand once again, in the parking lot of Friendly's Restaurant, feeling as if the 99 cent "Happy ending" was a false advertisement. We thought it would be funny if we told the Buddhist hot dog vendor "make me one with everything", but he got the better of us when he kept our entire $20 and said "change comes from within". The premiere is around the corner, and we all know that means the toilet will be clogged for days here and the forum will smell like bad breath and a love child with dingleberry hour.

It also means Fantasy Red Ball. There have been a few changes on the old roster board. Ole Kent is now blemished with the death X [good riddance], as well as #18, as well as #14 who went out honorably in the hilltop massacre. You will be missed, Jennifer.

Green Circle means that the player was either seen in the sewer system hiding during the grenade attack OR afterwards. So we know they survived that grenade attack, and were not seen to die in the nighttime hilltop massacre.

Blue Circle means there is no evidence or behind the scenes confirmation of death, and they were seen in S8 [either in realtime or in a fantasy sequence], but were NOT seen in the sewers or afterwards. With a heavy heart, I painted old Bob Miller blue, despite the wiki stating that he was seen at Hilltop after the escape. I can't convince myself those pictures are actually him, and I believe they are of a Hilltop extra.

DEATH X means they either were not seen during S8 OR there is on screen evidence OR behind the scenes confirmation of their death.

Only SIX players still in the game....Newcomers feel free to pick a red shirt and join us, but you are in charge of bringing the LSD.

Those remaining are all tied at 470 points, aside from Kent, who is fracking dead.

Point Reminder:

And ..the players..

 

Nerp, Fantasy Red Ball is the same set of players from the start. However, I can't speak for Dnae's FRB Next Generation! That could be full of new characters

 

She looks like the Cockburn Sound! Bob Miller will have a comeback!

 

Yeah after he visits the walker makeup trailer to say "SUCKERZZZZ! Look at me and my perfectly clean makeupless face!"

 

Yeah that's the look he gets on his face when he sees all his friends dying around him and he still has his golden years in front of him! Plus he read in that paper that Werther's Original's have been discontinued!

 

I thought I saw #8. At the very beginning, still on gate duty, closing the spike gate. Maybe it was someone else.