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Is my dog a queer?

Discussion in 'Debaters' started by Callysta, Sep 29, 2015.

  1. Callysta

    Callysta Active Member

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    My dog keeps humping my other male dog-- is he gay or just bi curious? Discuss--
     
  2. Sharpie61

    Sharpie61 Well-Known Member

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    I would think it's a male dominance thing. He's probably showing, he's in charge.
    That's what the vet told me about my cats.
     
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    Does he have access to the alternate hypothesis?
     
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    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    Take him to Home Depot and see if he picks out track lighting.
     
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    zombiemom62 Well-Known Member

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    Naw man, he's just horny. Plus your other dog may have a really cute behind. Tell him to knock it off and go in the corner to lick himself, or there may be a dustup when submissive boy gets fed up and retaliates. And also watch your leg... Are they both fixed? You really want to fuss at them to stop, because if they start fighting they sometimes never get along again.
     
  6. JPG119

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    Ha Gaaaaaaaay!!!
     
  7. BatmansHooker

    BatmansHooker Well-Known Member

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    Your dog needs to be punished for this deviancy.
     
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    and138 Well-Known Member

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    Cut off his fingers one by one until he repents.
     
  9. westwingnut

    westwingnut Well-Known Member

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    Try a chastity belt.

    Or prayer. A chastity belt or prayer.
     
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    tink Well-Known Member

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    It's a canine dominance thing. He's just telling the other dog that he is the alpha.
     
  11. Strife

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    Your dog needs Jesus
     
  12. Callysta

    Callysta Active Member

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    LOL no one realizes i was just kidding around--
     
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    zombiemom62 Well-Known Member

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    That's the same thing my dogs say when I catch them at it!
     
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    and138 Well-Known Member

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    You know how I know your dog is gay? He likes Coldplay.
     
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    He must be reborn in the light of Mcleod. Once he has found his faith, he shall never again presume to take part in such a criminal fetish.
     
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    westwingnut Well-Known Member

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    Wait. You were joking? Well, don't I look real stupid with my super-serious post about putting a chastity belt on a dog.
     
  18. Strife

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    A joke?!? Gay dogs are no laughing matter. Does he lick his balls? Sniff other dogs anus'? What's next marriage equality for gay dogs? Get that mutt in check. Thanks Obama.
     
  19. Neuropyramidal

    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    I think the question on most gay blind dates is 'Is my queer a dog?'.
     
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    and138 Well-Known Member

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    I don't even agree with this thread appearing on the forum in the first place. I mean, are we pandering to gay dogs for the sake of political correctness now?
     

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