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Jesus's Talent

Discussion in 'Episode 705 - Go Getters' started by AdamPH1974, Nov 23, 2016.

  1. AdamPH1974

    AdamPH1974 Member

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    Most of the characters have some weapon skill, Crossbow, Katana, Barbed Wire Bat, Egg and Pickle Sandwhich, hell Eugene has a trained mullet that attacks on demand. But Jesus has me a little worried. He's using strictly his hands and feet. Isn't that going to be a risk of a bite one of these days?
     
    #1 AdamPH1974, Nov 23, 2016
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    PepperAnn Well-Known Member

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    Jesus
    Is
    Immortal

    :Grin:
     
    #2 PepperAnn, Nov 23, 2016
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    Dnae Well-Known Member

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    Jesus has that resurrection skill set going for him
     
    #3 Dnae, Nov 23, 2016
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    EZD Well-Known Member

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    In addition to his rumored skill at Resurrection he carried 2 knives the first time we met him as well.

    Also remember he pretty easily kept Rick & Daryl at bay at the same time and he escapes well too!

    I have a feeling he is a natural with whatever he can find handy to use as a weapon,Jesus can take care of himself!
     
    #4 EZD, Nov 23, 2016
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    PepperAnn Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;lydBPm2KRaU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lydBPm2KRaU[/video]
     
    #5 PepperAnn, Nov 23, 2016
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    Jama Well-Known Member

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    Aside from what's already been mentioned. Let's see.....

    Walks on water.
    Turns water into wine
    Heals blind people
    Perhaps his greatest talent was saving the life of a whore!

    I mean, if that's not doing The Lord's work then I don't know what is. Ironically, this can be seen as a bit self-serving. I don't blame him though. I'd do it if I could.
     
    #6 Jama, Nov 23, 2016
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    Walking on water....you would think my first thoughts would be of those times my parents talked to me about Jesus being able to walk on water.

    Nope.

    Not where my mind goes.

    My mind takes a trip down memory lane

    To the 1980's

    The Cars / Magic and Ric Ocasek walking on water in the pool of someone's back yard...during a party

    [video=youtube;E0Kv6vxZwL8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Kv6vxZwL8&list=PLmXxqSJJq-yXGbhyiSHt1uLw7eY84IXU_[/video]
     
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    Wait a minute when did he meet Andrea ?
     
    #8 DeeLaurean, Nov 24, 2016
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    You know, this rate you guys are gonna run out of Jesus jokes and then your gonna be crying, and you'll get no sympathy from me. :p

    ...you act like he's such a ...(puts on sunglasses) Superstar.
     
    #9 AdamPH1974, Nov 24, 2016
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    Jesus is a ninja and a sexy badass one at that. He will be just fine.
     
    #10 LolaDemented, Nov 24, 2016
  11. AdamPH1974

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    Haha :D
    Someone needs to make a gif of Daryl's crying picture but surround it with cans of dog food and a sign that says

    Autographs:
    Make me an offer.

    I wanted to use strikeout text, but I can't does it work in these forums?
     
    #11 AdamPH1974, Nov 24, 2016
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    He washes feet.
     
    #12 deadcpa, Nov 28, 2016
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