What if one is just pretending to be a doctor so he can score with some hot chicks? Any oaths involved there? Because if so, I'll raise my right hand and say whatever needs to be said, right here, right now! Just sayin'

Once I'm done with my oath (whatever that is) Dr. Jama will be giving out free exams, ladies!

 

Well in that case you should at least look it up so you can drop it in conversation.
Jama "Well I take my oath very seriously you know....I always try to do no harm. So you see I'm very sensitive and caring. Let me show you how well I know the erogenous zones in the human body. "

Just hope you're not in a restaurant somewhere and you have to perform a tracheotomy. Icky.