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OMG, GIRLS! LET'S TALK ABOUT PEPPERANN'S DATE!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by page, Feb 10, 2017.

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Will Pepperann do the deed on the first date?

  1. Just an awkard hug goodbye.

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  2. An awkward but fun kiss.

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  3. He gets to second base and she stops him when she's assured he'll have blue balls.

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  4. They drunkenly go all the way and don't remember it in the morning.

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  5. He tells her he doesnt't think she's good at bj's and she tries to prove him wrong.

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  6. She takes charge and wears a strap-on and gives it to him.

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  7. The dates goes horribly wrong and she comes here for our support.

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  1. page

    page Well-Known Member

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    Like omg! I'm freaking out! @PepperAnn is on her date as we speak! @Dnae ! @Jen7 ! @WickedJenn ! @ShaneFan ! @Lindigo ! @LadyGrimes ! And the rest of the girls! Like me! and @Jama !, @DeeLaurean ! , @BatmansHooker ! @Neuropyramidal !
    I know I'm forgetting some of the other the ladies. I apologize!
    Ok, Girls! what do you think is going on!? We have to discuss and analyze the situation! And then reanalyze and cover every angle and possibility! We need a strategy for when she shows up! We have to be supportive no matter what! Unless she was too drunk to use protection. Then we obviously judge her! My opinion anyway. Dirty ginger!
    OMG! I wonder if he's dreamy and has a big package. I wonder if he likes holding hands and opening doors and laying his jacket over a puddle so she doesn't get her feet wet. I bet they're going to watch the fifty shades movie! I want a rich billionaire to spank me! RAWRRRR!
    I mean who wouldn't!?!?!?
    Do you girls think he'll do that thing where a guy tries to touch our breasts for the first time but the angle is wrong and he gets embarrassed because it's obviously in an uncomfortable position but you feel bad so you don't push it away and you start laughing and he blushes and then starts laughing too!? I can't tell you how many time a guy has done that to my breasts! Guys are cute!
    I'm getting butterflies just thinking about it!
    I guess if things don't go well, she can end the night with a vibrator I mean personally for me, B.O.B. is the best partner I've ever had. He never disappoints. You girls know what i'm talking about. wink wink.
    We don't need men but i guess it's good to feel a pulse once in a while Although my vibrator is called the pulse. But only us woman can understand.
    Ok. Let's all send out positive vibes to pepper! GO PEPPER! YOU CAN DO IT!!!
     
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  2. Jen7

    Jen7 Well-Known Member

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    My option wasn't on there. Why didn't you include eloping in Mexico on your list?
     
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    DeeLaurean Well-Known Member

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    Juan just doesn't elope on the first date.


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    Jama Well-Known Member

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    Because the one and only option was, is and always will be option #6

    Two anuses are getting plowed tonight in Texas!

    I'm calling Garth Brooks right now to write that song. LOOOOOOOL
     
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  5. DeeLaurean

    DeeLaurean Well-Known Member

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    I can't decide , I can't decide, can I phone a friend ?

    I chose four five and six.

    Five and six is helped by four happening.
    Six happens because five can't happen because of four.
    And four happens because she keeps the booze in the same draw as the strap on.


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  6. Expat-N-America

    Expat-N-America Active Member

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    Well, if my dating history is anything to go by...option 4???

    *sniff* I miss dating...sorta.

    @DeeLaurean I really do miss your dancing avi.
     
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    DeeLaurean Well-Known Member

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    It's actually working on Tapatalk. Go figure.


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    I'm old. I need a bigger screen. Can you use tapatalk on an ipad pro whilst watching Netflix?
     
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    The only thing I'm analyzing and reanalyzing is the softness of my pillow right now.

    I surely hope she's not seeing Fifty Shades, I cannot stand that series, it's worse than even Twilight I think.
     
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    Not to go off topic here too much. This is quite an important topic after all. But I believe you can with multi tasking. Although your movie may pause or something.


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    Guys. Gals. Maybe I'm being a bit insensitive here. But when I'm concerned about stuff I have to think out loud. In this case, I have to type and express thoughts that really should be kept private. I just have to get it out there though.

    Anyway... I'm just thinking about this guy PepperAnn is on a date with.

    Holy shit. I mean... he seriously has NO CLUE that he's about to be butt raped by 105 pounds of sexually repressed red-headed fury.

    OMG! That is such an AWESOME verse for a country song!! I'm calling Garth right now!!!
     
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    [​IMG]


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    This thread is so funny! I look forward to hearing all about PepperAnn's adventures!!!
     
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  14. Neuropyramidal

    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    I'm pretty sure PepperAnn will sell his kidney on the black market.
     
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    page Well-Known Member

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    I got some inside info. You're actually not far from the truth lol.
    I'll leave it to her to tell us the tale :p
     
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    This is really good news. I need a kidney. I got jabbed in the back recently by the jolly green giant's fork.

    He thought I was an onion.
     
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  17. DeeLaurean

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    The only onion with one layer.
    ;)


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    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    dogs love to bark at moving cars.

    But actually, I really do need a blood transfusion......so someone call 911....
     
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    DeeLaurean Well-Known Member

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    I could find some premenstrual blood for you.
    Neuropremenstrual has a nice ring to it.


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    Ok, nonsense so far.....but I'm willing to give you another chance.....
     

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