FYI I stopped finding you cringe worthy long ago, some things you just become desensitized to after repeated exposure.

 

But..but.. it wasn't a lie. I just didn't say when I'd send it. A delayed lie? XD

Actually, it's scientifically proven boobies make a boy intelligent by latching on to them at birth and reaping the benefits of the DHA's and ARA found in breast milk.

Nah, just silly banter. Everyone knows you aren't serious.

 

So this explains why I’m so dumb that in the delivery room the doctor didn’t just slap me, but my family too.

 

Totally normal

 

You’re legless!!!!

 

This is you? Nice. You make dirty look good.

 

No. They just knew you'd be special. Giving you extra love taps.

 

...Yeah let’s assume that one’s correct lol

Well thank you. I really wish people would use this thread more!!

 

@page you disappoint me.

 

Don't be fooled into thinking I'm trying to achieve some sense of style. Those shades are purely to cover the dark circles around my eyes/mask my anxieties.

 

Pffftttt!!! You are a hottie! And the ONLY anxiety you should have is how to fight off all the admirer's. xoxoxo

 

Aww, thank you Lys! Always the pillar of support around these parts! <3

 

Well hellewwww there Hookahhh.

 

Well, well. No one mentioned the famous Hooker was a ginger with scruff.

 

Yes and if you rub his tummy he'll let you scratch under his chin,

 

Aw, shucks. Actually deceptive lighting - only my scruff has ginger patches, otherwise it's a beautiful light brown

This is true, much like a puppy I live for the belly rubs

 

wasnt that a character in The Lord of the Rings?????

 

The ginger is still there I'm partial to puppies, too.

 

TGO is an elf!!!

 

You have 24 hours to post pics. I can only molest your goodies in my fantasies for so long with the made up face I have in my mind. Get to it or I’m dumping you. All the women here have built their credibility because they sent me pics and I gave the ok for them to be accepted on this site. So if you want to be accepted, get to it.

<3