BEHOLD! The future is now in the past. When the army ants of destiny converge upon the aetherial plane of existence and march toward the scone of Mother Nature's plentiful bounty, they will witness the end of days in the spirit of enlightenment and the beauty of what lies beneath the troll's testicle. It is then when all will be revealed as holy and the darkness and the light will come together into one grey-ish tone of glory and will stand before the judgement of the tribunal everlasting and all will be revealed. I have absolutely no idea what I'm saying, but for this, I declare to be true and for this, I declare will come to pass.