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Discussion in 'Debaters' started by Morgotha, Feb 28, 2017.

  1. tink

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    Can you imagine if THIS was your representative? Yikes.

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/texas...-forest-service-or-blm-can-change-moons-orbit

    Rep Louie Gohmert of Texas asks the Forest Service (or maybe the Bureau of Land Management) if they can't just change the moon's rotation around the Earth, or possibly the Earth's rotation around the sun, to fix our little climate change problem...

    This man is in GOVERNMENT.
     
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    There’s video of that too

    https://twitter.com/anthonycwalker/status/1402645301790494722?s=21


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    If they can’t do anything to change the moon’s orbit maybe we can petition the Man in the Moon himself to clean up his shit....lol:rolleyes: It would do as much good. :p
     
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    How can they change the moons orbit when the earth is flat?


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    “Watch it stick to my neck!” Key falls off and slips through her magnetic hands. “ Any questions?” Nope!

    The two people on the right pretty much sum it up.


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    [​IMG]

    Shift the turtle. Or shift one or more of the elephants sitting on the turtle's back.
     
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    Are you kidding me? I tried like hell to get my keys or anything to stick to me after I got my vaccines, I mean Christ, it would be great if I went for a walk and I didn’t have a pocket for my house key. Just think....you could walk in the woods and attach all sorts of things to you sort of like a human Swiss Army knife! I was extremely disappointed when all those metal objects just fell off. The best I could manage was a dryer sheet stuck to my pants. LOL, .and we haven’t even discussed interfacing with 5G towers. Could I make “phone calls” just using my mind? o_O

    Promises, promises. The GOP let’s me down all the time.....:D
     
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    Can you imagine all the security monitors going off at airports, court houses, and Walmart if people really did have magnets in their bodies.
    [​IMG]


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    Ah!! Move all elephants to the north pole?


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    I know. Trump loves to take credit for the vaccine. Let him take credit for the magnetic crystals.

    Also just read that keys are brass which is not magnetic and neither are many stainless steels.


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    Of course, which makes the whole situation so funny that these nimrods are trying to pass this off as an actual thing. Lol. What isn’t so funny is that some people will take this seriously and not get vaccinated.
     
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    Actually, it would be nice if Trump DID claim to have put magnetizing agents in to the vaccine. Then all these anti-Trump nuts would say, "you didn't do anything, Trump, it's not magnetic" and... problem solved.
     
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    The irony here, is that is essentially what DZH is saying. lol
     
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