I can have two things

 

Hi I'd like to apply for the position of forum moderator. My reason for applying is that I think I could help to improve the forum by offering cake to new members, as well as cookies and tacos. I know I'd be a lot more likely to stay in a forum with those items, and I'd think I'd be great at convincing new members to stay.

Love and waffles

#Taco

 

Note to self: stop posting stupid stuff

 

Dammit. Well onto the next forum...

That's how it works, right?

 

Hi SecretlyTaco!

We've reviewed your staff application, and unfortunately, I'm not going to be delivering any good news. Your application has been denied, due to lack of detail. This means that you haven't provided enough information about tacos, and what type of cookies you'll be able to give to the new members.

The next step is for you to reapply, although we recommend that you wait at least 691337420 days before doing so, as reapplying too fast could make you look needy, and we don't want to have to be reviewing the same application every day.

If you have any questions, feel free to message me on this forum. Hope to see you around!

Yours, SecretlyTaco

 

^ I run a minecraft server and this is the template for denied staff applications. I guess it could be improved upon, but cookies.

 

Yeah. I get this conversation pretty much every day on my minecraft server

Me: Hi! Welcome to the spaghetti network!

Douchey McDoucheFace: hi can i hav op

Me: Well, I can't just give out positions like that, but you're welcome to apply for staff on the servers website

DMDF: pls im good at bilding

Me: Then you might do better with a builder application than a moderator application

DMDF: but this ur servr u can giv op

Me: I'm afraid that isn't possible

DMDF: why

Me: Because this server is more organized than most, so all staff are required to fill in an application.

DMDF: ok i brb

DMDF has left the game.

Obviously he never comes back

 

But sometimes they do fill in staff applications. There's one I like to use as an example, where the guy just wrote "happy" for every answer.

Why do you want this position? happy
What would make you a better choice for this position than anyone else? happy
What experience do you have in this position? it will make me happy

 

Well done sulq. I'm honestly surprised that you weren't made a mod earlier.

 

Oh wow it's been a long time since I've been on this forum. Nice to see all my amazing posts are still here

 

Iv just turned up after a year odd of not coming here, and the forum still has not picked up lol all our amazing old posts are still easy to find!

 

I feel like I might fit into this forum better if I had ever played Call of Duty.