"A wire? I got a wire, SPEAK INTO THE MIC, BITCH."

"Huell, you happy?"
"Hmmmmmmmmreasonably."
"What would make you unhappy?"
"This lil' mofo not doin' wut he's toooold."

 

I liked when Walt told Jessie that his girlfriend wore the pants.

 

Badger ranting about the cops throwing him into their "dungeon" was hilarious, too. :zombies_lol:

 

"Roll me further, bitch"

"You parked this thing on MY street outside of MY house? WHAT IF MY WIFE HAD SEEN THAT?! What are you DOING here? And why are you BLUE?"

"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed . . . bitch"

The entire scene where Hank and Marie make a bet about him leaving the hospital and the look on his face when they were wheeling him out. Gold.

"Did the clothes HAVE to be dirty?" "No"

"We need a distributor, do you know anyone like that?" "Uh, I DID, until you KILLED him!"

"We flipped a coin. YOU and ME. Coin flip is sacred!"

"Yeah, a cow house. You know, where the cows live?"

When Domingo was wheezing, walking down the street, saw Walt in his car and immediately ran face first into a tree and fell down, I laughed SOOO hard and my boyfriend thought that was terrible but it was terribly hilarious.

I'll have more. These are some of my favorites

 

The time when Walt, Jesse, Mike and Saul were visiting potential spots for the new meth lab. One possibility was the Laser Tag Amusement Center Saul tried to launder Walt's money, and where they (sans Mike)plotted against Gus.

Walt: "No."

Jesse: "Hell no."

 

Sorry. I know the context all of mine are in. Other people MIGHT? Sorry, I've seen it a sad amount of times at this point. Just realized maybe I shouldn't have just put quotes, ha ha. Sorry :/

 

HUell is the funniet thing ever.

 

He brought the crossbow and Jesse asked what that was about. "hunting! Maybe we'll see some javelinas!" That cracked me up. But yours was funnier, yeah. Him shooting the ONE arrow he had at the RV, bwhahaha.

 

"Get you off? What am I? Your high school girlfriend?"

 

Jesse: "What about a magnet? Just like Whoosh! Crash! Pow!" :Grin:

 

Roof pizza.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTDilC-860