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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by shortpaul, Nov 16, 2020.

  1. purriwinkle

    purriwinkle Well-Known Member

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    Course if ya can’t get ‘em on try this:
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  2. shortpaul

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    I wore them to a club and legit got a number from a 6....probably a lot cooler than what you do on your Friday Nights
     
  3. Morgotha

    Morgotha Well-Known Member

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    If you REALLY want to rock those pants, here's what you do: Cut the legs off right above the knee and sew a cuff on the pants so they don't look ratty. Then take the legs you've removed and use them to make lederhosen. THAT is a fashion statement, and if walk around the bar saying things like, "Biden uber alles" and "the Democrats will pwn this country for 1000 years!"-- I'm sure you'll be leaving with an 11!

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    yea you think? What's your number girl? Give me 3 of the digits, I'll check it out as a W
     
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    Morgotha Well-Known Member

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    A "Win" Come on Boomer.
     
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    LOL, I thought you meant you'd look it up somehow using computer search/hacking tools. :Do_O

    If you guys keep making up a bunch of weird terms for things, you can't expect most people to keep up with them. Krazl, dude, Krazl.
     
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    I'm just a fad of the times, you're just not as Crunk as me.
     
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    A fad of the times, you worry for naught
    your trouble -self made, not pants that you bought

    Fret not young laddie, 'bout being so crunk
    Try thinking instead, don't end up a punk.
     
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    pfft....when you're retired, every night, is Friday night! I do what I want, when I want, how I want and with whom I want and I can afford to do it. Don't have to wait till Friday. Now that's cool........
     
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    If you want to hit a late Oktoberfest, I did see some really pretty drindls while trying to find lederhosen for sparky.

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    Thanks for the Rhymes, Eminem.

    Yoo, I'm about to drop a bomb, give me a beat
     
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    You do who you want??? Nice, I like to be there some day
     
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    Here's a beat AND a bomb drop.

     
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    It is rather pretty at that.....and I actually do Polka. lol, but Oktoberfest cancelled here this year. Maybe next fall. Should have my covid vaccine by then, hopefully.
     
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    Here we goooo, I'm about to drop a bomb.

    WooOooOoOOOOO for the longest snatch
     
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    I thought you said you could do whatever you want, when you want, how you want, where you want, etc. Come on, SuperBoomer.... you're not gonna let a little 'Rona stop you, are ya? :D
     
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    Unfortunately, peewee, Rona doesn’t care. If it can get a bloatbag like Trump it might find me too if I don’t play by the rules. No one flying me to Walter Reed so I don’t want to chance it. My choice.
     
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    I’m sure there are qualified professionals in your area that treat Dissociative Identity Disorder. You might want to tell your “friend”.
     
  20. Morgotha

    Morgotha Well-Known Member

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    I HIGHLY doubt she wants to be called "Grandma Cottage Cheese"!

    ROFL! Ha ha ha, I'm dying here trying to restrain myself from suggesting various funny yet nasty nicknames, not one of which would apply to me ;) Ha ha ha OMG that's so funny!
     
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