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Discussion in 'Episode 504 - Slabtown' started by Neuropyramidal, Nov 6, 2014.

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  1. Neuropyramidal

    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    Who would win in a fight between Officer Shepherd:

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    Officer O'Donnell:

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    ...who was also the comical looking guy who peeked around the corner when Dawn yelled at Gorman to get away from Beth with the sucker.

    Officer Dick, whose picture I will show you in a subsequent post, as I'm not allowed to post 7 pics in one.



    Officer Bello: [who looks kind of like a pear]

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    Officer Tanaka: [shown with this breathtakingly real expression]

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    Officer Hanson: [whose character I frankly felt was a bit 2 dimensional]

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    And unnamed officer, whom we shall refer to as Corkle Elbow, whose life tragically came to an untimely end after finding turned Joan and Gorman:

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    Who would be the last man standing if the only weapons available were diapers, hot pockets, and a grab bag that said "50 cents" on it, with unknown contents, and the only way to get 2 quarters was to somehow convince a dog who ate a pocketbook earlier to poop out the change. Also, they are each wearing a fedora, except for Bello, who has on a chef's hat for some reason, and Dick, who is wearing one of those ski hats that go down over your whole face with just the eyes showing, but this hat is turned so the eye holes are next to where his ear is, and Corkle Elbow, who is in the middle of trying to take his T shirt off, but his arms are stuck.

    Go.
     
    #1 Neuropyramidal, Nov 6, 2014
  2. Neuropyramidal

    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    Officer Dick:

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    #2 Neuropyramidal, Nov 6, 2014
  3. JHebert

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    The hot pockets. They will survive anything and destroy anyone in their path.
     
    #3 JHebert, Nov 6, 2014
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    Agramer Well-Known Member

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    Okay, I gotta say that Officer Shepherd looks pretty hot.
     
    #4 Agramer, Nov 6, 2014
  5. Zombie_Rhino

    Zombie_Rhino Well-Known Member

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    First off, I'd just like to say that you are off the wall and perhaps borderline insane. Secondly, how do you know about another officer dying by the hands of Gorman and Joan? Did I miss that?
     
    #5 Zombie_Rhino, Nov 6, 2014
  6. Neuropyramidal

    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    In a deleted scene that officer is on the ground, half eaten.
     
    #6 Neuropyramidal, Nov 6, 2014
  7. Prufrock

    Prufrock Well-Known Member

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    Ok, I've got my bet set on Shepherd (don't let the good looks fool you, the pretty girls will be the first to shank you in your sleep- except Andrea) and Bello. Bello looks like the girl who could make a grown man pee his pants, with just a smirk.

    Bello and Shepherd get together, fill multiple diapers to capacity with water. As they swing, the gust of air blows Hanson over, easily. They make contact with Tanaka. His Axe hair gel pierces the diaper, sending the water saturated gel (inside the diaper) to spray into the open orifices of Dick, O'Donnel and Corkle Elbow.

    The male officers are immediately poisoned by plutonium laced diaper, sending their hearts to exceed 1.21 gigawatts.

    they all wake up in Rick's hospital room

    the end.
     
    #7 Prufrock, Nov 6, 2014
  8. Neuropyramidal

    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    That's what I was thinking.
     
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  9. Prufrock

    Prufrock Well-Known Member

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    I know, right?

    Im going to delete my post, so the idea doesn't show up on the spinoff show.

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    #9 Prufrock, Nov 6, 2014
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    ltomlinson31 Well-Known Member

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    My money would be on Shepherd, easily. It may be biased because she is easily my favourite cop (only Taneka even comes close, but there is still a huge gap between the two), but watch out for her, especially if she gets her hands on those hot pockets. Hot cops getting their hands on hot pockets is a deadly combination.

    I was worried this thread was going to get out of hand, because this is a topic I know everyone feels very strongly about, but at least everyone seems to know that Shepherd would easily have this.
     
    #10 ltomlinson31, Nov 6, 2014
  11. Prufrock

    Prufrock Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG][/URL][/IMG]
     
    #11 Prufrock, Nov 6, 2014
  12. Bernadette

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    If Officer O'Donnel dies, I'll quit watching.
     
    #12 Bernadette, Nov 6, 2014
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    T-Dog wins.
     
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  14. Prufrock

    Prufrock Well-Known Member

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    You'll be all over that Complaints & Criticisms thread...I rue the day :)
     
    #14 Prufrock, Nov 6, 2014
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    There will be blood.
     
    #15 Bernadette, Nov 6, 2014
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    I vote for him since I think the ski mask will intimidate the others to wildly flee the scene like victims in an 80s horror film. Their fear will send them tumbling down into the walker pit. Officer Dick wins by default.
     
    #16 Stealth, Nov 7, 2014
  17. Zombie_Rhino

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    oh nice. thanks for the info. where can i find this deleted scene?
     
    #17 Zombie_Rhino, Nov 7, 2014
  18. Neuropyramidal

    Neuropyramidal Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure if its available yet, but actually I think you can very briefly see him dead on the floor even in the actual episode. Here's a still photo of it.

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    [video=youtube;Dp29WHr-Llw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp29WHr-Llw[/video]
     
    #19 rabscuttle1, Nov 7, 2014
  20. AmberDawnFox

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    Bello!!!

    I found this tread to be highly entertaining! I vote for Bello (although I am biased since I played her LOL...) Was excited to see a Bello meme but Question: Who is the girl in the meme?? LOL

    - Amber Dawn Fox
    https://www.facebook.com/AmberFox86
     
    #20 AmberDawnFox, Nov 26, 2014
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