If someone I don't like was bitten by a walker, i would hurry up and glue this to the bottom of their foot:

 

i would tie a red wagon to back of my bitten enemy with a rope. Then I'd put a bunch of toiletries in the wagon, along with a little capuchin monkey. So when the walker went by, you'd hide very still in the bushes waiting for it to pass, and then just as your relief was setting in that you survived the ordeal, a capuchin monkey would drift by and hand you some toothpaste.

 

I would put these bumper sticker on the wagon:

 

The party wagon?

 

I don't think it would be as scary seeing a walker in basketball shorts.

 

Even if it was winter/autumn, there should've been some number of walkers wearing gym attire. Hell, watching some episodes from season 2 of The Strain, Fet and Dutch encountered some recently turned Strigoi in a gym still wearing running gear and bathing suits for the wet areas.

 

I was wondering the same thing. In general, all the zombies seem to have shopped at the exact same mall on discount day. Same style of cheap pants, cheap sweaters, cheap dresses, and cheap shoes. A true mystery.

 

Deep Observation yes you're right and pants have infinite number of pockets, but emm not going to glue this here