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Milton - the 40 year old virgin

Discussion in 'Episode 310 - Home' started by theNextmrsGrimes, Feb 20, 2013.

  1. theNextmrsGrimes

    theNextmrsGrimes Active Member

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    Something about Milton reminds me of Steve Carrell's character in "The 40 year old Virgin"

    Before the ZA I picture him living with his mom - in the basement, with a secret stash of porn.

    Then again, the longer he's around Andrea, the less likely he'll remain a virgin much longer.
     
    #1 theNextmrsGrimes, Feb 20, 2013
  2. trinity

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    I'm not even sure Andrea would tap that. she like Alpha men who are stuck on Zombie kids or other mens wives. Deep thinking geeks don't seem her style. Plus who would she take to the Zombie fight pits? Milton HATES them remember..

    Andrea thinks they are a jolly good time..
     
    #2 trinity, Feb 20, 2013
  3. quickness26

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    Andrea taking Milton's V card is like Andrea lettin dale "tap that" in the CDC. Although since we didn't see it, it could of happened ;)
     
    #3 quickness26, Feb 20, 2013
  4. trinity

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    I did wonder about the if this RV's a rocking sign...
     
    #4 trinity, Feb 20, 2013
  5. quickness26

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    Yes def. the zombie apocalypse is like Vegas whatever happens in the ZA stays there.
     
    #5 quickness26, Feb 20, 2013
  6. theNextmrsGrimes

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    Dear Diary,


    I have the perfect plan! First I'll just tell ole' Milty that we're going for a walk. No! a picnic....he likes picnics. Then, when we're alone he'll get the Shane-Gov-Dale treatment. I'll unbutton that top button he always keeps, um, buttoned up.....and 47 seconds later....I'll have another conquest.

    Now.....when I visit the prison, Rick is single again, then there is Hershel, Daryl, okay Merle....I'll give you a shot, Glen, and I'll save Tyreese for last. Cuz once you go black.......hehe.

    Okay. So, That takes care of my plans for Friday.

    Gotta go....have to plan Saturday.

    xoxo, A.
     
    #6 theNextmrsGrimes, Feb 20, 2013
  7. UnicornCatOwl

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    Who knows, maybe Milton secretly likes them too? Do you supposed that would make him a little more, erm, attractive in Andrea's book?
     
    #7 UnicornCatOwl, Feb 20, 2013
  8. Morgotha

    Morgotha Well-Known Member

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    Look at Andrea's lovers. Shane and the gov at least. Strong and somewhat psycho. Milton? Probably not her type.
     
    #8 Morgotha, Feb 20, 2013
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    Andrea likes em nice & emotionally unavailable..
     
    #9 H5N1, Feb 20, 2013
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    Andrea likes em nice & emotionally unavailable..


    OR IS THAT EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE ie Shane, Governor and probably any conquest in her pre or post ZA world. I suspect the more unstable that Rick becomes the more likely she is to try it on with him.
     
    #10 gavuk, Feb 21, 2013
  11. Hawaiian Shirt Zombie

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    If you look closely on the shelf in Milton's lab you'll notice a MOMC vintage Vinyl Cape Jawa in a protective case. j/k ;)
     
    #11 Hawaiian Shirt Zombie, Feb 21, 2013
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    Emotionally unavailable usually means unstable too..
     
    #12 H5N1, Feb 21, 2013
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    Something, more like EVERYTHING - good call! "She's a ho.....For shooow"
     
    #13 OFC. Friendly, Feb 21, 2013
  14. DarylFTW

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    Too funny! Yep, I could definitely see Milton grabbing his vintage StarWars action figures for his ZA survival bag instead of food, water or tp. Milton: "Yeah that water bottle might start leaking and ruin my 1977 R2D2 Happy Meal box!" *tosses water bottle into trash can*
     
    #14 DarylFTW, Feb 21, 2013
  15. HisMrs

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    I like Milton. I have a soft spot for men who are a little bit awkward, but intelligent. :)

    I don't think there's a snowball's chance in hell that Andrea would ever sleep with him though.
     
    #15 HisMrs, Feb 21, 2013
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    hahahha poor Milton, the little awkward fluttery glances he gives andrea when shes not looking
     
    #16 walkingted, Mar 29, 2013
  17. Darth Los

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    Ah but he's not going to be "poor little milton" for long, no. What you all fail to realize that he is only biding his time, fading into the shaddows while all the cool, big, strong jawed guys kill each other.


    No one will be the wiser that the events of this season were manipulated by milton all in order to score with as many women as possible! With no one left to oppose him he will rise from the ashes like the phoenix reborn and then he will have free reign to finally form that harem he always wanted. And then the true intellectual mastermind will make himself known!

    And no one will be laughing then. On the contrary, they will be like "ooh milton, your brain is so.....BIG".

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :hatchet:
     
    #17 Darth Los, Mar 30, 2013
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